Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the
same day. Due to a minor clerical error, the
Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to
Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell,
everyone realized the mistake. Due to an issue
with the union, they couldn't swap the two
until the next day, and the Pope had to spend
the night in Hell, while Clinton spent the night
in Heaven. The next day the paperwork got
worked out. On his way up to Heaven, the
Pope ran into Clinton. Clinton asked the Pope,
"How was your night in Hell?" "Very
educational," responded the Pope. "I've
learned a lot from the experience, but now I'm
glad I'm going to Heaven. I've been waiting all
my life to meet the Virgin Mary." "Ooh, sorry,"
said Clinton, "you should have been there
yesterday."

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