1) If people from Poland are called
Poles,why ain't people from Holland
called Holes?
2) Why is a person plays piano called
pianist but a person who drives a race
car not called racist?
3) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as
adults enjoy adultery?
4) It it is true that we are here to help
others, then what exactly are the others
here for?
5) Ever wonder what the speed of
lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
6) You never learn to swear until you
learn to drive.
7) Isn't making a smoking section in a
restaurant like making a peeing section in
a swimming pool?